Friday, December 25, 2015

Pup In a Box Holiday Greeting

Woofy Yip-yap, aroo!                                                                    
Bow-wow-woof yippity yap-yap bark
yowl ruff arf bark-bark row-row yip
yap woof yip row-row. Yip-yap woof-woof bark.
xo,
Smidgey

Translation:
Merry Christmas, friends!
Please let my terrific people know
that I don't like to wear sweaters
or stand in a box. But I am a gift.
xo,
Smidgey

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Solstice Redux Squared

I.
shortest day
longest night
winter chill
frost bite

candles lit
voices strong
global peace
solstice song

II.
shortest day
longest to-do list

Friday, December 18, 2015

Magazine Myths

The colorful
glossy pages
give me tips
and tricks
to look better,
feel better,
smell better,
and eat better.

But by the last
page
I feel ugly,
sick,
stinky,
and fat.

$2.98 well spent?

Diane is our host this week at Random Noodling.

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Birds On a Wire

two birds tweet high                                                                      
Photo Credit
one bird tweets low
together they reach
avian crescendo

Friday, December 11, 2015

Dieting Advice

avoid any behavior
that begins with the word 
DIE

On wall at La Bontana Restaurant in Tucson, AZ.
Find all the delicious poetry you can eat at A Teaching Life.

Friday, December 4, 2015

Car Bye, Car Buy

my car's a joke                                                               
My new (to me) car!
it finally broke

now we shop
Craigslist nonstop

buy used or new?
pick orange or blue?

automatic or stick?
so hard to pick

take a test drive
hope I survive

accelerate fast
policeman passed

zip around town
must slow down

kick the tire
what's that wire?

needs work but nice
we negotiate a price

the deal is done
now driving's fun

Join the Poetry Friday fun at Buffy's Blog!

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Staring Contest

his saucer eyes                                                                             
watch me
watch him
I blink
first

Friday, November 27, 2015

Black Friday*

charred turkey
leftovers

*I'm reposting this poem from last year because I liked it so much and I don't have any leftovers this year...enjoy!

Enjoy the Poetry Goodness at Carol's Corner.

 

Friday, November 20, 2015

Without You...

...I am a sock without a shoe.
...I am a cow without her moo.
...I am a detective without a clue.
...I am a stamp without the glue.
...I am a To-Do list without a thing to do.
...I am a full bladder without a loo.
...I am a pigeon without its coo.
...I am a church without a pew.
...I am a ghost without its boo.
...I am the early morning grass without its dew.
...I am not my best me without you.

Dedicated to those of us who are missing someone today.

Luckily you don't have to miss out on the Poetry Friday goodness...just head over to Miss Rumphius Effect.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Overdog*

                                                                                    
Smidgey, our overachieving dog!
overjoyed                                    
overexcited
overwhelming

*as opposed to an underdog

Friday, November 13, 2015

Never Fear, the Poetry Friday Round Up Is Here!!!

Today is my LUCKY day! This is my first time hosting Poetry Friday. Yay!
(Not sure what Poetry Friday is? Renée at No Water River gives a great explanation here.)


I am at once excited (welcome to my blog, I dusted the joint just for you),
nervous (what if my blog smells or worse, my poetry stinks?),
and down right terrified (what if the link-thingy doesn't work?).

Now that you are here, I will put my fears aside and do my best to be a fearless hostess.

But first a poem about...fear.

 FEAR (the other 4-letter F-word)

spilled salt
open umbrella
black cat passing
unlucky fella

broken mirror
under a ladder
Friday the 13th
nothing sadder

except for fear
ruling your life
superstitions
only cause strife

Fun fact: paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th. Who knew?

Never fear, the round up HERE:

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Sesame Street Day!

                                                                  

Count taught me my numbers,
with Big Bird I learned to share.
Telly taught me about triangles,
I love porridge because of Baby Bear.

From Bert's unibrow
to Ernie's orange skin,
time spent on Sesame Street
feels like time spent with kin.

photo credit: Big Bird via photopin (license)

Friday, November 6, 2015

Turbine Rhyme

propeller blades                                                  
Wind farm along California freeway.
go round and round
air cartwheels
stuck in the ground

whirligigs twirl
in desert heat
turn, rotate, spin
repeat,
            repeat,
                          repeat



Join the Round Up at Write. Sketch. Repeat.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Rabbit Robber

twitch nose
furry toes
stealthy bunny hops                                                       
Creative Commons

alert ears
disappear
along with my crops

Friday, October 30, 2015

Seasonal Disorientation

I was dumbfounded
when I went shopping today.
I went looking for costumes
but found Christmas displays.

I combed the aisles
for ghosts and ghouls,
instead all I found
were Christmas jewels.

I searched for pumpkins,
but found lighted trees,
festive ornaments
instead of bulk candy.

What month is it -
October, right?
Then why is Santa
giving me a fright?

Stores seem confused
by the calendar dates.
If you're buying for Halloween,
it's already too late.

Enjoy some poetry treats (without the tooth decay) at Check It Out

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

I Love My Library Week

Books on sports,
books on healing,
books on how to fix my leaky ceiling.

Books on dragons,
books on flowers,
reading books gives me super powers.

Fiction, nonfiction
or computer binary,
find it all at your local library.

Happy I Love My Library Week!

Friday, October 23, 2015

Pigeonholing Pigeons

Image from PhotoPin










incessant pecking
bobble necking
these birds scavenge crumbs                  

iridescent feathers
alone or together
they're parking lot bums


Poetry goodness is at Jama's Alphabet Soup

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

If You Swam With Me*



You’d see ship hulls
And pirate skulls
I didn't swim with this guy, but he did pop up in Monterey Bay.
If you swam with me.

You’d gain mad skills
In eating krill
If you swam with me.

You’d learn to skyhop,
But not belly flop
If you swam with me.

You’d be preaching
The joys of breaching
If you swam with me.

You could shout,
“I have a spout!”
If you swam with me.

*I'm having a "whale" of a birthday because of YOU, dear reader. You are a gift to me when you read and comment on my poetry. Thank you, I truly appreciate it. 

Friday, October 9, 2015

Vacation

travel somewhere new
to intentionally relax

*I'm off on vacation...I'll be back with a poetry gift for YOU on Tuesday October 20th, my birthday!

In the meantime enjoy the poetry extravaganza at Writing the World for Kids

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Questionable Hair

Is it gray?                                                                                                
Me with my "Questionable Hair" (photo credit Nick Henry) 
Is it blond?
Is it white?
Is it grond?
So many questions
about my hair,
makes me wonder
why people care.

Friday, September 25, 2015

Football Sunday

catching, throwing
running, kicking, tackling
watching other 
people exercise is 
exhausting

The Round Up is at Poetry for Children

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Band-Aid Cure - The Poetry Friday Anthology for Celebrations

run
trip
tears drip

scrape
cut
eyes shut

Mom
comes
soft hums

cleans
knee
hugs me

love
pure
Band-Aid cure

Note: Band-Aid is a registered trademark of Johnson & Johnson

To celebrate today, Band-Aid Day, I wrote this poem which appears in the The Poetry Friday Anthology for Celebrations. This book is a year long celebration of poetry - perfect for teachers, librarians, parents, and most especially CHILDREN!

Order your copy today!
 

Friday, September 18, 2015

Crunchy Breakfast

Snap! Crackle! Pop!                                                          
my joints
a bowl full of old

More poetry fun at Today's Little Ditty!

Friday, September 11, 2015

Puppy, Puppy, Little Dog*

*To the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"

Puppy, puppy, little dog,
deeply sleeping like a log.
Sprawled upon your pillow flat,
like a sausage round and fat.
Puppy, puppy, little dog,
deeply sleeping like a log.

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Contagious Limerick

Fred's head ached and his throat was red.
He was told to stay in bed.
Fred did his best
to calmly rest,
but Fred fled and strep throat spread.

Friday, September 4, 2015

Backyard Bob

This bobcat visited our backyard this week.
polka-dot coat
growly throat

bobbed-tail saunter
ears perked taunter

fluid fence walker
backyard stalker








The lovely Linda is hosting the Poetry Friday fun at http://www.teacherdance.org/

Friday, August 28, 2015

National Dog Day

In honor of National Dog Day...
  
          Stinky
         Mushy
          Intelligent
  our Dog
         Goofy
         Excitable
        Yip-yappy


The Greatest Dog Ever, Smidgey Magee-Uhlik

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Who Am I?

I am breakfast
while on the go,
sometimes referred to
as Vitamin O.

Despite my hole
I do not leak,
through my middle
you can peek.

I'm eaten plain
or drizzled with icing.
Either way
I'm quite enticing.

Topped with sprinkles
or chopped nuts,
I've been known
to cause big butts.

Who am I?

Friday, August 21, 2015

Pond•ering Haiku

lily pads float
umbrellas
for the fish

fish study
the muck
homework

fish exhale
the ripples echo
their sighs


Enjoy more poetry at Reading to the Core.

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Back To School Bake

As the temperatures rise,
my IQ drops.
In my hot classroom,
it feels like time stops.

Fans are whirring,
teacher's voice I can't hear.
Why do we start school
in the hottest month of the year? 

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Shoe Shock


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XaNoHC_dbVI/TEctqhwyGzI/AAAAAAAAAWQ/gODXA5YDCko/s1600/PaloVerdeRootBorerBug.jpg
Palo Verde Beetle

Time to shop,
here are my shoes
I put them on
then I cruise.

What do I feel
tickling my toe?
Fingerlike antenna,
no, No, NO!

Out of my shoe
comes a horned head,
a spiked thorax
and wings spread.

From under the tongue
a beetle flies.
I scream, I run,
I cry, Cry, CRY!

After I'm calm
I go to the shops,
but now I wear
airy flip-flops.

Friday, August 7, 2015

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Bird Bath Entertainment

birds in the fountain
splash
          flap
                 dunk
                         wiggle
their bathing rituals
make me           giggle

Friday, July 10, 2015

Backyard Battle

Our canine soldier
is always on guard
for invading lizards
in our backyard.

She patrols the fence,
checks every bush.
When she spots the enemy,
steer clear ...W-H-O-O-S-H!

Between her teeth
the trespasser dangles.
Look out lizards,
this dog mangles.

With pup on duty
it should be known,
our backyard is now
a lizard war zone!

Friday, July 3, 2015

Monsoon Musings

cicadas' steady thrum
hangs in the air
with the humidity


storm head
thunder competes
with my wind chimes


fat raindrops
pelt our roof
my favorite song


Join the poetry fun as Donna hosts Poetry Friday at Manely Writes!

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Cold Water Is What I've Got

drippity
             drippity
                           drop

the water heater went POP

flooded the floor
 mom and dad swore

drippity
             drippity
                            drop

Friday, June 26, 2015

Summer Solstice Song

In honor of the Summer Solstice celebrated last Sunday, June 21st...

Longest day,
shortest night.
Sun at noon,
highest height.

Summer heat,
day is long.
Frozen treat,
solstice song.

Join the poetry fun at Carol's Corner!

Friday, June 19, 2015

Super Dad!



I love my dad
with all my heart.
He's my hero -
brave,
         strong,
                  and smart.

 Happy Father's Day! 

Join the poetry fun at A Year of Reading