Listen to Your Mother

Mom said it once,
she said it twice,
but of course
that didn't suffice.

She had to say it
ten more times
before I'd listen -
now that's a crime.

But finally
I listened clearly
and zipped my fly -
I love mom dearly.


Joy said...

Great ending. Very funny. With my boys we said "X,Y,Z," meaning eXamine, Your, Zipper. Wonder how many different ways there are to suggest your fly is open?

Bridget Magee said...

Thanks, Joy! There are probably a lot of ways to say lots of unmentionables. LOL = )

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