Sunday, May 11, 2014

Listen to Your Mother

Mom said it once,
she said it twice,
but of course
that didn't suffice.

She had to say it
ten more times
before I'd listen -
now that's a crime.

But finally
I listened clearly
and zipped my fly -
I love mom dearly.

2 comments:

  1. Great ending. Very funny. With my boys we said "X,Y,Z," meaning eXamine, Your, Zipper. Wonder how many different ways there are to suggest your fly is open?

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    1. Thanks, Joy! There are probably a lot of ways to say lots of unmentionables. LOL = )

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