Saturday, May 31, 2014

Tick Tock

Tick Tock
A face with no eyes,

Tick Tock
a clock tells no lies.

Tick Tock
With numbers all around,

Tick Tock
hours lost cannot be found.

Tick Tock
Time is running out,

Tick Tock
of this there is no doubt.

Friday, May 30, 2014

Ode to Oatmeal

Bubbling in the pot,
in my bowl oh so hot.

All gray and gooey
with fruit so chewy.

The lumps and bumps
help me with my dumps.

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Mosquito Bites Bite

A whiny thrum
near my ear
tells me
a mosquito is near.

A raised lump
on my knee
tell me
the mosquito found me.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Saturday, May 24, 2014

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Scorpion Invader

I reach in the sink
a critter I dislike.

Slim spiked tail
ready to strike.

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Monday, May 19, 2014

Canine Recovery

Yesterday my dog
did creep
through bushes deep,
a blur of furry leaps.

Today my dog
is sound asleep,
does not make a peep,
a cute furry heap.

Sunday, May 18, 2014

Sad Shark

Above the waves,
my dorsal fin.
Below I'm stealth -
it's not a sin!

I've got a bad rap,
I'm misunderstood.
I'm just a fish
who likes seafood!

Saturday, May 17, 2014

A Whale of a Limerick

There once was a narwhal named Nelly
Who had a ginormous blue belly
She liked to leap
Instead of sleep
And preferred to eat only grape jelly.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Listen to Your Mother

Mom said it once,
she said it twice,
but of course
that didn't suffice.

She had to say it
ten more times
before I'd listen -
now that's a crime.

But finally
I listened clearly
and zipped my fly -
I love mom dearly.

Friday, May 9, 2014

Poetry Acrostic

Playing with words
Open to interpretation
Exercise for your brain
Tiny words packed with big meanings
Read for nourishment
Yearning for more

Monday, May 5, 2014

Cinco de Mayo Feast

Today I eat
a lot of guacamole,
which is better on chips
than cheese ravioli.

I also eat
tacos and tostadas,
but my favorite dish
is chicken enchiladas.

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Sven the Shark Limerick

There once was a shark named Sven
Who ate a human named Ben
Ben tasted bad
Which made Sven sad
So he never ate a human again

Saturday, May 3, 2014

Chilly Limerick

There was a girl from Philly
Who sang songs so silly
Her voice squawked
When she talked
Unless the weather was chilly

Friday, May 2, 2014

Dog Gone Trouble Limerick

There once was a dog named Mike
Who learned to ride a bike
He rode to school
Which broke a rule
The teacher said, "Take a hike!"