My Dumb Phone

With my dumb phone
I can call,
and send texts,
but that is all.

My ancient phone
has no data plan.
Of 4G networks,
I’m not a fan.

No GPS,
I use a map.
Instead of music,
I hum and clap.

No calendar,
I’m fashionably late.
Don’t need video,
memory’s still great.

I prefer
my dumb phone,
‘cause my info
stays all my own.