With
my dumb phone
I
can call,
and
send texts,
but
that is all.
My
ancient phone
has
no data plan.
Of
4G networks,
I’m
not a fan.
No
GPS,
I
use a map.
Instead
of music,
I
hum and clap.
No
calendar,
I’m
fashionably late.
Don’t
need video,
memory’s
still great.
I
prefer
my
dumb phone,
‘cause
my info
stays
all my own.
