Tuesday, April 3, 2012

I Swear!

My sister acts lame,
I get the blame -
Oh, I want to swear!

I stub my toe,
My brother says, "So?"
Oh, I want to swear!

My tongue is itchy
And kind of twitchy -
Oh, I want to swear!

Now that I am alone,
I risk fire and brimstone
And I swear,
                                             "JIMINY-CRICKET-SON-OF-A-BISCUIT!"

Oh, I feel better...I swear!

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