My sister acts lame,
I get the blame -
Oh, I want to swear!
I stub my toe,
My brother says, "So?"
Oh, I want to swear!
My tongue is itchy
And kind of twitchy -
Oh, I want to swear!
Now that I am alone,
I risk fire and brimstone
And I swear,
"JIMINY-CRICKET-SON-OF-A-BISCUIT!"
Oh, I feel better...I swear!
