TA: I just said where are...mumble...mumble...mumble.
M: Honey, I can't HEAR you. Please come -
M: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
TA: Gosh Mom! You don't have to yell! I SAID where are my mumble...mumble!
M: COME HERE, PLEASE!
A minute or two passes...
M: Finally! What do you need?
TA: Where are my sunglasses? I can't find them.
M: On top of your head.
M: You're welcome.
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