Mom had a crazy idea
To go to a baseball game.
I went along with the plan,
But to me baseball's lame.
I watched everything around me
Except the players on the field.
I did my best to pass the time -
I was so bored I nearly keeled.
Mom on the other hand
Liked to yell, whistle, and scream.
She was really quite embarrassing,
But Mom loves her team.