Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Midnight Trip to the Bathroom

The sticky web
Stretched and ebbed
When I lifted the lid.

I went to sit
And had a fit -
My bottom was snared.

I popped up fast
Completely aghast -
Was the spider near my rear?

From this midnight trip
I learned this tip:
Illuminate the loo to go poo.

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