Sunday, May 8, 2011

A Motherhood Moment

Mom: "Honey, why is the dog orange?"

Child: "I dunno."

Mom: "Really?"

Child: "She ate too many carrots?"

Mom: "Um..."

Child: "She rolled in orange peels?"

Mom: "Well..."

Child: *tearfully* "I colored her...but I used washable markers!"

Mom: "Why did you color the dog?"

Child: "She had too much white space."

*Mom is rendered speechless.*

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