Mom: "Honey, why is the dog orange?"
Child: "I dunno."
Mom: "Really?"
Child: "She ate too many carrots?"
Mom: "Um..."
Child: "She rolled in orange peels?"
Mom: "Well..."
Child: *tearfully* "I colored her...but I used washable markers!"
Mom: "Why did you color the dog?"
Child: "She had too much white space."
*Mom is rendered speechless.*
