Don't Blame Me

My sinuses are so full,
*sniff*
I am aching in my skull.
*sniff*
And I am having issues
*sniff*
With all these yucky tissues.
*sniff*
I leave my jeans pockets stuffed -
*sniff*
Now the laundry is all fluffed.
*sniff*
Mom is really not happy,
*sniff*
Don't blame me - I'm the sicky!
*sniff-sniff*